mom says the darnest things.

mom: are you working tomorrow?

me: nope.

are you off tomorrow? (yeah. wth.)

uh. ya?

so you eating dinner? (she meant at home)

yup. outside.

whole day uh? (she meant going out. but i am such an ass. couldn't resist.)

no. i eating dinner at night only. daytime meal is called lunch.

so what time you going out for dinner? (same thing.)

dinnertime lor i guess. then morning meh?

how i know. you always wake up late one. (WHAT?)

yeah she pulled one out of thin air. at this point, the wisest thing to do is to shut up, resist the urge to understand what she just said and just create this awkward moment. then she simply leaves my room. yay.